Anonymous asked: HEY FUCKTARD QUIT TRYING TO SLEEP WITH MAI PIGGY OR ELSE I'LL CUT YOUR STYROFOAM BALLS OFF!!!....RIBBT
FUCK YOU, KERMIT, I DON’T LISTEN TO YOU ANYMORE. YOU CAN SUCK MY FELT.
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Please tell me I’m not the only one amused as hell that this is written on a page about Pompeii.
“at first glance it may appear too hard. Look again. Always look again”
No I’m pretty sure it’s a freaking volcano.
Actually at that time they didn’t have a word for volcano.
But still.
Hilarious.
This is why I love Synclair
<3
WHY ARE YOU WRITING ON MY BOOKS?
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WHY ARE YOU MAKING OBSCENE GESTURES AT ME?
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GOOD NOW STOP WASTING MY TYPEWRITER PAPER.
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GO. GO. DON’T ASK ME WHY, JUST GO, SKIP THE DAMN RED LIGHT!
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BECAUSE NOW YOU HAVE A TV ON YOUR HEAD. GOOD JOB.
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HEY. GUY. DON’T FALL. OR DO. WE WON’T MISS YOU. BUT DON’T FALL. BECAUSE IF YOU DO FALL, IT MIGHT BE MY FAULT FOR DISTRACTING YOU LIKE THIS. I DON’T NEED A LAWSUIT.
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GUYS I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS WHOLE WRITING WHAT LOOKS LIKE SONG LYRICS ON MY WALL. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CLEAN THAT CRAP OFF?
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I.. WHA.. WHO.. WHO ARE YOU?! I DON’T LIKE YOU. YOU SCARE ME. GET THESE GOD DAMN PENISES OUT OF MY FACE!
Anonymous asked: I heard from a little birdie that you had a affair with miss piggy is this true?
I.. UM.. I DECLINE TO COMMENT ON ANY EVENTS INVOLVING MISS PIGGY THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE INCLUDED A WHIP AND A TURKEY BASTER.
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